Inspired jokes !
Francis wrote “A frustrated Principal on Monday Morning Assembly says:
‘Since the Genesis of this term, some students have been Exodusing to town and I will use my Levitical power to Deuteronomise their Numbers.
To do this, I have appointed Joshua as one of the Judges, Ruth and Samuel as Kings.
To Chronicle the events is Ezra while
Nehemiah and Esther will complete
the Job and they shall all sing in Psalm and speak in Proverbs…!
DrCI concluded by saying “The possibility of suffering like Job will be yours if you don’t listen to the wisdom of Ecclesiastes to avoid singing the Songs of Solomon in bitterness. I have also directed Isaiah and Jeremiah to be your watchmen so that you don’t enter Lamentations of the destruction of your city. Ezekiel will remind you your history, Daniel will tell you how to close the mouth of your tormentors and Hosea will speak in parables of what you will expect if you disobey the time keeper Joel, vested to teach you how to repent and the blessings of obedience. Due to the large class, I have appointed Amos, Obadiah, Jonah, Micah, Nahum, Habakkuk, Zephaniah, Haggai, Zechariah, and Malachi as class Prefects to help make sure every instruction is obeyed. If you obey all these instructions, you will qualify for a New Testament